Ask me anything

Sass pot extraordinaire.

I enjoy: the hockey, food, travel, and a nice pair of legs.

I work hard and I don't sleep.

I write songs and I travel a lot.

I got flaws. I run with sissors. I squeeze the tooth paste from the top.. It's all water off a ducks back, but I keep score. Throw me a crumb, i'll have a feast...Try me. Push all my buttons at the same time. Describing myself is like describing color to a blind person. I'm not good at it. I've heard I'm funny and have great posture.

I also enjoy pretending to do chores at home. it's complicated, trust me. I've been doing the same laundry for weeks now. This requires more skill than table tennis, and table tennis is a pretty complex hobby.
sadnradxvx:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

bhamms:


He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself. 
He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”


behold the happiest bear

My heart

sadnradxvx:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

bhamms:

He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself. 

He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”

behold the happiest bear

My heart

(Source: bompracachorro, via middleclasseloquence)

4 weeks ago
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thedailyreddington:

…in which Red is not a tech guy.

Same

1 month ago
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Raymond Reddington being his charismatic self

(Source: winthisbattle)

1 month ago
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